greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via departured)


xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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ilovekartoffeln:

Bless this man

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ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

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santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

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creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

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seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

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spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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