sigurrossgeller:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

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anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

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cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

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yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

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macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

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crookednose:

Paper Pastries “Know It All” pencil set

crookednose:

Paper Pastries “Know It All” pencil set

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tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

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me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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penis-hilton:

me dying

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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